I can't picture that

Over the weekend, I ended up watching a Chuck Norris movie on cable. Chuck was took down an entire gang of guys by himself.

The next day, I searched his profile on The Internet Movie Database. When I finished looking at Chuck Norris, I typed in Kurtwood Smith. Kurtwood is mostly know as Red Forman from That '70s Show. Back in the day, I only knew Kurtwood as Clarence Boddicker from the movie RoboCop. In the trivia section of his profile I found this: Won the role of "Red Foreman" on "That '70s Show" (1998) when the original choice, Chuck Norris, was unavailable due to his commitment to filming "Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993).

Can you image Chuck Norris as Red Forman? I told my husband about it and he said that he couldn't image Chuck Norris saying, "How would you like my foot in your ass?" "It's about the rules. And without the rules we might as well all be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other." Or saying to Hyde, who wants to quit school and go to New York, "What are you going to put on your resume? Dumbass?"

I'll leave you with an awesome Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.