This past Saturday, I felt I wasted my entire day.
I was scheduled to photograph one game at a volleyball tournament. I thought it would be simple, so I took the assignment. On Monday, I called the host school's Athletic Director and asked him when the only two local teams would be playing each other at the tournament. He said that the schedule wasn't completed, he would call me on Friday.
Friday morning, I still haven't heard back from him, so I called and left a message. The AD called me back while I was attending a
funeral lunch. He said in his message to call him later that night or Saturday morning for the schedule. Like the freak I am, I called him Friday night and Saturday morning.
Saturday morning, I got out of bed around 7 a.m. I thought by 7:30 a.m., I should get in the shower, because the two local teams could be playing as early as 9 a.m. After my shower, I sat on my couch to watch TV. After 8:30 a.m., still no call from the school's AD. So I picked up my cell phone at 8:45 a.m. to call him. The AD said he would call me back in 20 minutes to give me the schedule. Well twenty minutes turned into a half hour or so. Finally, the AD called me back and said that the two teams would be playing at approximately 2:20 p.m. I thanked him for calling me back and hung up the phone.
After talking with the AD, I knew I had a couple hours free to do stuff. Around 10 a.m., I went to the office to move the Saturday pages over to my hard drive. Upon completing that, I went back home to read my book. While reading, I couldn't concentrate on the words. I was tired. I decided to take a short nap until it was time to wake up my husband. I woke up around 12:30 p.m. by a call from a co-worker. After the call, it was time to wake up my husband.
I woke him up and told him that he needs to get up soon, because I had to go to work. He told me to start lunch. I went down the the kitchen to start browning the meat for tacos. When the hamburger was cooked, I dumped out the grease and added the seasoning. My husband finished making lunch. After putting the hamburger in the taco shells, he filled up the pan I cooked the hamburger in with soap and water and balanced it on the sink to soak. My husband and I were eating tacos in the living room and one of my taco shells broke, meat, salsa and cheese went on my pant leg and the carpet. I grabbed cleaner for the stain on the carpet, it came right out. The salsa on my pant leg was there all day. My jeans were dark, who would notice?
Finishing lunch, I went into the kitchen to do dishes. I lifted up the pan that was soaking and dumped out the water and soap. Suddenly water splashed up out of the sink and on my jeans. My husband asked what was wrong, and all I could say was, "I just can't win today." Once I finished the dishes, I went to the bathroom to blow dry the water spot on my jeans. After drying them it was about 1:30 p.m. I felt it was time to go to my game.
I arrived at the school about 2 p.m. I walked into the gym to see what teams were playing. Looking at the teams, I saw one that I needed. Hoping that the two local teams were about ready to play I looked at the schedule on the wall. I was so wrong! They were two fucking hours behind schedule! I was so pissed. How can a fucking tournament be two hours behind? I decided to sit down and watch because I wasn't driving back home. Watching one of the volleyball games, I realized why they were running two hours behind schedule, its is because all of the teams were terrible. These girls could not play volleyball. I'm used to the fast pace of the game and fast was no where to be seen. It was like watching junior high volleyball. Just terrible.
Watching the first terrible game, I went outside to make a phone call because there was no reception in the gym. I called a co-worker and told him that they are two hours behind. He said he didn't know why we were covering it, they are the worst teams in the county. Finishing the conversation I went back into the gym and sat down. While waiting some volleyball players were behind me talking. Some of the memorable quotes are: "My step-dad is a douche" and "My brothers look like girls." I wasn't really interested to hear their conversation but it was better then the games in front of me.
Two hours after arriving it was FINALLY time for my two local teams to play. This game is one of the worst volleyball games I had to cover. After the first match, I had only taken about 15 pictures. I thought if it kept up like this I would just end up with 30 frames. This game is the first time I had ever seen players serve underhand. Underhand at the varsity level? There was hardly any blocking or kills. Those skills are part of the game, you can't just keep sending free balls over the net and expect to win. Both teams finished the day with identical 0-3-1 records.
After watching the crapfest I arrived back at the office at 5:30 p.m., downloaded my shit and left the building at 6:30 p.m. My reward for getting fucked on Saturday a 40 oz bottle of Smirnoff Triple Black. After drinking the 40 oz, the memories of the day's events went away. But I will soon not forget them, this Saturday, volleyball and wrestling tournaments are scheduled at two schools. The other sports photographer is off this weekend, so that means its just me shooting these events. I hope not to get fucked again by sitting around all day waiting for events to happen. Give me a time, let me shoot what's happening and let me go. I just can't put up with another Saturday like that again.