"There should be a B.O. squad that patrols the city like a "Smell Gestapo". To sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush."
-Jerry Seinfeld in the episode "The Smelly Car"
At a recent basketball game, all I could think of was a Seinfeld episode "The Smelly Car." In that episode, a valet leaves a strong body odor in Jerry's car.
What made me think of that episode was when someone involved with the basketball game ran by me with horrible B.O. The first time by, I thought it was one of the players. Then I realized it wasn't one of the players, it was a ref.
I didn't understand how he could smell that bad. The game just started. Maybe he worked up a sweat before the game or maybe he just smells? Who knows? Every time I saw him running to the baseline (where I was standing to photograph the game), I held my breath until he ran away. Sometimes that worked, sometimes it didn't. I just kept hoping the half would end soon because I couldn't stand his smell for too much longer.
At halftime, I was so excited to exit the gym and leave Mr. Smelly.